Once upon a Professor: the Christmas Debate Story

Once upon a time, four Professors met to agree upon a Christmas Gift Policy. ‘Twas fortunate for the world that they met thus, for they were the world’s foremost Gift Experts.

Professor A said he already knew what everybody wanted, and wanted to massively increase financing for the International Fund for Christmas and Development, which will come up with a comprehensive plan for all the complementary technical inputs to deliver the correct gifts to all individuals.

Professor B was worried about the lack of child security inside homes, and wanted a G8 rapid response force to intervene and take custody of the children, after which their needs for Christmas gifts will be identified and met.

Professor C called for a randomized trial of the leading 3 types of Christmas gifts, relative to a control group who received no gifts. The results will not be available in time for December 25, so Christmas should be postponed?until the results are published in a peer-reviewed journal.

Professor D said that Christmas gifts never gave people what they really wanted, money spent on Christmas gifts was always?one hundred percent wasted, and each person should just buy their own Christmas gift for themselves.

The Professors’ fierce debate went on and on, deep into the wintry night, whilst the fire burned low.

Meanwhile, unaware of the debate, individuals around the world went ahead and bought gifts for their loved ones based on nothing other than emotions and guesswork.

And everyone was happy, except perhaps the four Professors.

Merry Christmas!

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Chinese Monkey King story adapted in $60M 3-D film

HONG KONG (AP) — The Monkey King character from Chinese folklore will be revived in a $60 million 3-D blockbuster starring Donnie Yen and Chow Yun-fat, as local filmmakers try to match the massive success of “Avatar” by launching their own productions in the new format.

The Monkey King, also known as Sun Wukong, hails from the classic Chinese novel “Journey to the West,” which describes a Buddhist monk’s pilgrimage to India to collect religious texts. He is protected by three disciples, including a fighting monkey with magical powers.

The popular story is frequently adapted in stage productions, movies and TV series. It received the Hollywood treatment in 2008 when Lionsgate released “The Forbidden Kingdom,” which costarred Jackie Chan and Jet Li, who played the Monkey King.

Now Chinese filmmakers are answering with a big-budget adaptation of their own.

Hong Kong director Soi Cheang started shooting “Monkey King” in Beijing on Oct. 8 with Yen in the title role and Chow playing a mythical emperor, Hong Kong-based Filmko Entertainment, one of the investors, said in a statement Monday. Other stars include actor-singer Aaron Kwok and actresses Kelly Chen, Cecilia Cheung and Gigi Leung.

“Monkey King” follows the character’s life story before his India trip, when he attacked the Heavenly Kingdom with the Buffalo Demon King (Kwok), upset that he was snubbed by its rulers — a move that led to his imprisonment until the pilgrimage.

Chinese studios are keen to cash in on the country’s fast-growing 3-D movie market, which delivered a whopping $206 million in box office revenues to the makers of the Hollywood sci-fi epic “Avatar” earlier this year — a feat that made the James Cameron film the top-grossing movie in China of all time. About a third, or 1,100 of China’s movie screens are 3-D screens, the official Xinhua News Agency reported in April.

Famed Hong Kong director Tsui Hark also recently started shooting a 3-D production, announcing he will remake his 1992 kung fu movie “Dragon Inn” in the format.

The production team for “Monkey King” draws from Hollywood expertise, including visual effects designers who worked on 3-D movies like “Avatar” and “Alice in Wonderland,” Filmko said.

Yen was most recently seen in Andrew Lau’s “Legend of the Fist: The Return of Chen Zhen,” playing the nationalist hero made famous by Bruce Lee. Chow’s releases this year are the biopic “Confucius” and the World War II-era drama “Shanghai.”

The director of “Monkey King” is known for tackling monster-like characters in horror films. Cheang’s latest movie, the psychological thriller “Accident,” was nominated for the Golden Lion Prize at the Venice Film Festival last year.

Filmko said the Hong Kong filmmaker will spend five months shooting “Monkey King” and another 15 months editing his footage. The expected release date is 2012.

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Story about the U.S. food aid will be any worse?

Hundreds of thousands of malnourished children receive poor quality and even harmful food aid due to the slow introduction of more nutritious alternatives, a medical charity organization has warned.

The United States continues to make a donation directly to mixtures of maize flour fortified relief organizations and wheat with soybeans that do not meet international standards agreed in the 1960s…

…older Corn-Soybean blend flavoured foods (CSBS) given US contained insufficient micronutrient antinutrients interfered with the absorption of the child, without dairy proteins which were important for growth and large, limit the intake by young children with small stomachs.

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